{
  "ts": "2026-10-26T06:40:04Z",
  "droplet_count": 2,
  "droplets": [
    {
      "name": "mail.primals.eco",
      "id": 570910377,
      "status": "active",
      "ip": "157.230.3.183",
      "region": "nyc1",
      "size": "s-1vcpu-2gb",
      "vcpus": 1,
      "memory_mb": 2048,
      "disk_gb": 10,
      "image": "Debian 13 Image"
    },
    {
      "name": "golgiBody-ext",
      "id": 574151955,
      "status": "active",
      "ip": "137.184.197.151",
      "region": "nyc1",
      "size": "s-1vcpu-2gb",
      "vcpus": 1,
      "memory_mb": 2048,
      "disk_gb": 50,
      "image": "Debian 12 Image"
    }
  ],
  "all_active": true,
  "apprentice_note": "this file is written by droplet-monitor.sh every 5 minutes. chipmunk watches. the pattern is: API fetch -> parse -> JSON -> serve. when you can write this from memory, make your own.",
  "masterwork_challenges": [
    "BRONZE: add disk usage and load average from /proc",
    "SILVER: add bandwidth metrics from DO API /v2/monitoring",
    "GOLD: predict failures before they happen (uptime patterns)",
    "ARTISAN: build your own monitor for a new service. you choose which."
  ]
}